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Dirty jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by uporoto01, Sep 26, 2008.

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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    What do you do if your woman starts to smoke? you will never guess,slow down and use a lubricant.

    What word starts with F and ends with K that means alot of heat and excitement? Firetruck.

    When does a kilo of fat look good? when it has a nipple.

    Why out of a million only one sperm reaches the egg? just like men they dont ask for directions.

    How is air similar to sex? its no big deal till your not getting any.
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo kwenye men not asking for directions we are guilty as charged.
     
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