Dirty Four-letter words....!!!!

[Mallaba]

[FONT=arial,sans-serif]A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.[/FONT][FONT=arial,sans-serif]​

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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]Back at home for a few days, the bride called her mother.[/FONT][FONT=arial,sans-serif]​

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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.[/FONT][FONT=arial,sans-serif]​

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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]"Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."[/FONT][FONT=arial,sans-serif]​

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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful dirty four-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home! Please, Mama!?[/FONT][FONT=arial,sans-serif]​

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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words has he been using?![/FONT][FONT=arial,sans-serif]​

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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed![/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home! Please, Mama!![/FONT][FONT=arial,sans-serif]​

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[FONT=arial,sans-serif]"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!"[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,sans-serif]Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, Mama ... words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."[/FONT]​

 

[Elia]

Ha ha haaaa! Mvivu huyo alizoea Hg

 

[Mallaba]

words like dust, wash, iron, and cook

 

[Mallaba]

kweli ni mvivu, lakini siku hizi nasikia hata tz imekuwa kama ni fashion kwa watoto wa dot com maana kila kitu wanafanyiwa..

Ha ha haaaa! Mvivu huyo alizoea Hg

 

[Mallaba]

Elia una uhakika kuwa huyo alikuwa ni mvivu?

Ha ha haaaa! Mvivu huyo alizoea Hg

 

[Mallaba]

cook is the hardest word?

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Pelekeni kwenye utani bwana..

 

[Michelle]

Ha ha ha ha, typical me......:shock:

 

[Babu Lao]

:A S-fire1:

 

[afrodenzi]

hahahahhahaa lol

umeniweza lol

 

[Mkeshahoi]

kweli ni mvivu, lakini siku hizi nasikia hata tz imekuwa kama ni fashion kwa watoto wa dot com maana kila kitu wanafanyiwa..

na hapa ndo ndo kibabo zinachacha...!!

 

[Mallaba]

hapo hakuna utani Lizzy, ni ukweli mtupu kabisa.kwani watoto wa dot com wanajua kupika,kufua,kunyoosha na kusafisha ? zaidi ya ma house girl?

Pelekeni kwenye utani bwana..

 

[Mallaba]

kibabo zinachacha je?
mbona umeniacha mkuu/ kibabo ndio nini tena?

na hapa ndo ndo kibabo zinachacha...!!

 

[Mallaba]

hahahahhahaa lol

umeniweza lol

akah nimekuweza eti/ pole sana lakini ujaribu kujirekebisha kidogo ?

 

[NILHAM RASHED]

si kweli abuy ni mtu tuu mwenyewe utakavyojiweka... ila kama ni uvivu ndio tabia yako lazma yakukute...

hapo hakuna utani Lizzy, ni ukweli mtupu kabisa.kwani watoto wa dot com wanajua kupika,kufua,kunyoosha na kusafisha ? zaidi ya ma house girl?

 

[Mallaba]

Ha ha ha ha, typical me......:shock:

mmh very typical and very very like, so what next? will you need to go home or persist there kingangali ngangali?

 

[Mallaba]

si kweli abuy ni mtu tuu mwenyewe utakavyojiweka... ila kama ni uvivu ndio tabia yako lazma yakukute...

ni kweli Nilham unavyosema, lakini hujui kuwa jinsi umleavyo mtoto ndio akuavyo?
ukimfundisha kuwa kula nyoka ni sumu hakika mtoto hatakula nyoka maishani mwake.

 

[NILHAM RASHED]

mhhh thats true....

ni kweli Nilham unavyosema, lakini hujui kuwa jinsi umleavyo mtoto ndio akuavyo?
ukimfundisha kuwa kula nyoka ni sumu hakika mtoto hatakula nyoka maishani mwake.

 

[afrodenzi]

akah nimekuweza eti/ pole sana lakini ujaribu kujirekebisha kidogo ?

mmmhh
wakati nasoma nilidhani kuna maneno matamu
romance words kitu kama hicho.
duuuu halafu nakutana na na kufuta vumbi, kuosha/safisha, kupiga pasi na kupika...

mmmhh dear
ndo maana nikasema kweli umeniweza.

 

[The Finest]

Ha aha ha ha mvivu huyo