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difference between Potentially and reality...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sosoliso, Oct 23, 2012.

  1. sosoliso

    sosoliso JF-Expert Member

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    Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentiality" and "reality"?..
    Dad: "I will show you"..

    Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"?.
    Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!..

    Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars?..
    Daughter: " Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!"..

    So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?..
    Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!"..

    So the father turns back to his younger son saying: " You see son.. "Potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay"..
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Amaizing lol.

    Near by Sae Mbeya
     
  3. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Heheheee...
     
  4. mimixoxo

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    Nice one.
     
  5. simplemind

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    Guess really a matter of appearance versus reality.
     
  6. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    MESTOD JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, huyo wife hata kama nilikuwa namjoke lazima nimpe za uso
     
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    Ha haaa haaaa uwi mbavu zangu huyo dingi hajatulia.....
     
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    MAZIRA CHISUTE Member

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    Mi mbona hata sijaelewa!
     
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    teh teh teh ....
     
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    sosoliso JF-Expert Member

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    Kuelewa lugha au maana nzima ya hili bandiko MAZIRA CHISUTE..?
     
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    shyja JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha
     
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    Mzee wa ma-network nimekufuma! Mbona leo hakuna network search?
     
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    hahaha funnically
     
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    wanajamvi mnaonaje post y kingereza tukareply kw kingereza
     
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    sure...
     
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    Hahaha
     
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    teh teh teh teh (in english)
     
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    sosoliso JF-Expert Member

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    Mhh.. kiswanglish kinanoga mkuu Mr Global.. maana hata hiyo lugha yenyewe ni ya kuunga unga lol..
     
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    Mdingi noma! Teh teh
     
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