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Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Boflo, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    > Difference between Boys and Girls while using ATM
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    > Boys:
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    > 1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
    > 2. Insert card
    > 3. Dial code and desired amount
    > 4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
    >
    > Girls:
    > 1. Drive to the bank
    > 2. Engine stalled
    > 3. Check make-up in the mirror
    > 4. Apply perfume
    > 5. Manually check haircut
    > 6. Park the car - failure
    > 7. Park the car - failure
    > 8. Park the car - Success
    > 9. Search for the card in the handbag
    > 10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
    > 11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
    > 12. Look for bank card.
    > 13. Insert Card
    > 14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
    > 15. Enter code
    > 16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
    > 17. #Cancel#
    > 18. Re-enter code
    > 19. #Cancel#
    > 20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
    > 21. Enter desired amount
    > 22. #Error#
    > 23. Enter bigger amount
    > 24. #Error#
    > 25. Enter maximum amount
    > 27. Take cash
    > 28. Go back to the car
    > 29. Check make up in rear mirror
    > 30. Look for keys in handbag
    > 31. Start car
    > 32. Drive 50 meters
    > 33. STOP
    > 34. Drive back to bank machine
    > 35. Go out of the car
    > 36. Take card and ticket back from machine
    > 37. Go back to the car
    > 38. Throw card on passenger seat
    > 39. Throw slip on the floor
    > 40. Check make up in rear mirror
    > 41. Manually check haircut
    > 42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
    > 43. BRAKE
    > 44. Go into roundabout - right way
    > 45. Drive 5 kilometers
    > 46. Remove hand brake
    > 47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM.
     
  2. BAGAH

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    duuh!...wanakuja!..
     
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    Huu ni udhalilishaji wa kijinsia
     
  4. King Kong III

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    Haaaaaaa umewadipuuuuuu!!

    Boflooooooooooooooo.
     
  5. SR senior

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    ...da incredible.
     
  6. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    We boflo tutakunywea na chai ya rangi.
     
  7. Boflo

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    Hata wewe Mwajuma....
     
  8. rushanju

    rushanju JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani uko sahihi mkuu. Nimesoma kila point sijaona uongo. Safiiiiiii
     
  9. Boflo

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    Sema asante Boflooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  10. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah asanteeee
     
  11. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    Asante tupu haitoshi.....

    Ongezea...Bofloooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  12. Mc Tilly Chizenga

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    Bofolo!umetisha!halafu uko kwa david cameroon nini?naona unaleta posts za kiingereza tu!
     
  13. Boflo

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    Usiharibu jina langu.......sio Bofolo............ni Boflo
     
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    leo umeniuzi..
     
  15. Mc Tilly Chizenga

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    ok Mr Boflo!hapo vipi nimepatia au nimeharibu kuweka Mr?
     
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    Hapo safi sana......Hata ukisema Bwana Boflo itakuwa nzuri zaidi
     
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    Pole Mwajuma....usinune Mwajuma wangu....
     
  18. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

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    Aah wapi! Sio kweli.
     
  19. MANI

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    Wapi sasa kwa boys au girls?
     
  20. Mwali

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    Loh!!! Hata sijibu, ngojA kwanza nimalize kupaka cutex
     
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