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did you hear about the two Black Robbert in Atlantic City?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mzee Mwanakijiji, Aug 8, 2008.

  1. Mzee Mwanakijiji

    Mzee Mwanakijiji Platinum Member

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    BLACK ROBBERS (A True Story)

    >
    > This would have to be one of the best emails I've ever read....
    > (And remember it's a true story...)
    >
    > On a recent weekend in Atlantic City , a woman won a bucketful of
    > quarters at a slot machine.
    >
    > She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the
    > hotel dining room.
    >
    > But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room.
    >
    > I'll be right back and we'll go to eat' she told her husband and
    > carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator.
    >
    > As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men
    > already aboard.
    >
    > Both were black. One of them was very tall and had an intimidating
    > figure.
    >
    > The woman froze. Her first thought was: 'These two are going to rob me.'
    > Her next thought was: 'Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice
    > gentlemen.' But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized
    > her.
    >
    > Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and faced the elevator
    > doors as they closed.
    > A second passed, and then another second, and then another.
    >
    > Her fear increased!
    >
    > The elevator didn't move.
    >
    > Panic consumed her.
    >
    > 'My God' she thought, I'm trapped and about to be robbed!
    >
    > Her heart plummeted.
    >
    > Perspiration poured from every pore.
    >
    > Then one of the men said, 'Hit the floor.'
    >
    >
    > Instinct told her to do what they told her.
    >
    > The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and
    > collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down on her.
    >
    > 'Take my money and spare me', she prayed. More seconds passed.
    >
    > She heard one of the men say politely, 'Ma'am, if you'll just tell us
    > what floor you're going to, we'll push the button.' The one who said it
    > had a little trouble getting the words out.
    >
    > He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh.
    >
    > The woman lifted her head and looked up at the two men.
    >
    > They reached down to help her up.
    >
    > Confused, she struggled to her feet. 'When I told my friend here to hit
    > the floor,' said the average sized one, I meant that he should hit the
    > elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit the floor,
    > ma'am.'
    >
    > He spoke genially.
    >
    > He bit his lip.
    >
    > It was obvious he was having a hard time not laughing.
    >
    > The woman thought: 'My God, what a spectacle I've made of myself.'
    >
    > She was too humiliated to speak.
    >
    > The three of them gathered up the str ewn quarters and refilled her
    > bucket.
    >
    > When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her
    > to her room..
    >
    > She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they were afraid shemight
    > not make it down the corridor.
    >
    > At her door they bid her a good evening.
    >
    > As she slipped into her room she could hear them roaring with laughter
    > as they walked back to the elevator.
    >
    > The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself together and
    > went downstairs for dinner with her husband.
    >
    > The next morning flowers were delivered to her room; a dozen roses.
    >
    > Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred-dollar bill.
    >
    > The card said: 'Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years.'
    >
    >
    > It was signed: Eddie Murphy & Michael Jordan.
     
  2. Jaden

    Jaden Member

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    Aug 13, 2009
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    Oops oh my!that means she ddnt recognize them?
     
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