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Diagnotics Woes

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Mar 2, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?"

    "Mrs. Ward, please."


    "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.When
    your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from
    another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is
    your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."

    "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.

    "Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's disease ! (related
    to memory) and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"

    "That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.

    "Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than

    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

    "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the
    middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."