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Deth

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kalukamise, Mar 13, 2012.

  1. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    YOU CAN NOT CHEAT DEATH


    Death came to a guy and said,
    "my friend, today is your day".
    The guy said, "but I am not ready".
    Death said, "well you are next on my list".

    So the guy told death,
    " that's ok; why don't you take
    a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go".
    Death said, " alright then".
    The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it,
    death finished eating and fell asleep.
    The guy removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list.
    So when death woke up, he said to the guy,

    "I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so nice to me".
     
  2. Fasouls

    Fasouls JF-Expert Member

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    imetulia sana
     
  3. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh safi sana
     
  4. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Nice joke with a moral: 'Don't play tricks to life. The tricks will hit back at you!
     
  5. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    Asante
     
  6. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    umeona eeh
     
  7. M

    Mashroud Member

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    Kifo hakina huruma.
     
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    matokeo ya kutwanga maji kwenye kinu
     
  9. kajoli.com

    kajoli.com Member

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    Ayaa! bad luck
     
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    hivi ukifanya hii makitu unapata nini?
     
  11. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    aliimba Dr./Marehemu Remmy Ongala
     
  12. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    siku ikifika no maujanja
     
  13. kalukamise

    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    you can not cheat death.......
     
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    mamaaaaaaa....... we nafwaaaaaaaa...........!!!!
     
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    Nimeipenda.........
     
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