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Desmond Tutu at JF Doorstep for Networking Needs

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Desmond Tutu, Dec 28, 2010.

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    Desmond Tutu Member

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    Good evening good ladies and gentlemen,

    How are all down here today?

    Well, I am a newcomer on board. This decision to be listed in onto your most respected and very famous forum internationally is to get a chance for greater networking with you guys.

    Please, accept me in and accord me your most sincere cooperation and a happy blogging.


    Sincerely Yours,




    Bishop Desmond Tutu
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    kayumba JF-Expert Member

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    Oooh, Tutu you are welcome!

     
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    Jasusi JF-Expert Member

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    Welcome Bishop!
     
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    Mdondoaji JF-Expert Member

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    Dear Bishop Tutu (if your are truly the one),

    I am honoured to have the opportunity of welcoming you in this forum. You are among the idols I admired alot. We hope to receive alot of your constructive ideas in this forum and please bear with us with some of the derogative and unconstructive contribution from some members. But all these are a pathway to learn and as you are a very well experience person with high calibre we do hope you will guide us.

    Once again I am honoured to have the opportunity of welcoming you in this forum if you are truly Bishop Desmond tutu but time will tell.
     
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    Fundi Mchundo JF-Expert Member

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    Kanya boya hili. Kwa hiki kiingereza huyu sio Askofu Tutu bali impersonator. Isije ikawa ndio gia ya ndugu zetu wa magharibi kujaribu kupitisha mojawapo ya scam yao humu!

    Bishop Tutu would never write such a message.

    Amandla........
     
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    Mbaha JF-Expert Member

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    Damn!!! Your English sucks!!!!! Bishop Tutu is extremely conversant with the language!!! You are nothing but an imposter!!!!!!
     
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    Eqlypz JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha....Kanyaboya ili...Hapo kwenye salamu tu tayari kushamkamatisha.
     
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    LAT JF-Expert Member

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    Bishop.... if you represent DSM, Topical, Yaya, MS and now Charityboy .... i swear to god i will tell Jacob Zuma, Thabo Mbeki, Mandela and Mongosutu Butelezi ... because these ID's belong to our head of state
     
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    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Tutu??Tutu masihara wewe mvimba macho tutakuona kwenye topic na chenga zako
     
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    Dindai Member

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    Kwani kuna kosa gani Majina Kufanana. Lakini yeye hajasema ni Desmond Tutu yupi kati ya wale tunaowasikia.
     
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    Desmond Tutu Member

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    God bless you for all the welcoming notes,

    Much as you would be yawning to tap in for my guidance and so am I here to sit in a classroom of young and talented youths of your stature. The world has all along been proud of your country Tanzania for her peace. We love Tanzania so much. We love her people and we daily pray for all of you to love each other in justice and fairness beyond all odds.

    Now after your 2010 periods of electing your leaders to various positions the world is even more interested how you would soon be responding to a number of internal challenges without causing harm to one another.

    We all pray for you that the almighty God affords you all his wisdom, strenght and humility over your little dividing lines. The world believes Tanzania can well sought out a few messes here and there without a need to muzzle unfriendly voices out there.

    I will only be an occasional visitor to your forum, for half an hour or so, as time allows.

    May the grace and everlasting love of our living God, for once, be with you all.
     
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    LAT JF-Expert Member

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    Dindai...... kwa hiyo unauhakika kuna coincidence ya real Id's za Bishop Desmond Tutu ..... we need id DNA.....but i hope this is typical mimicking
     
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    LAT JF-Expert Member

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    maybe you are the one.... and we will be very glad..... but still MS and DSM can brainwash you .... cause they are the hand tools of our orchestrated head of state .... sorry for any inconvenience.... and hope to receive authentication status of your true id here at JF
     
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    Eqlypz JF-Expert Member

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    angejiita Desmond Tutu ni sawa lakini kaweka na Bishop mbele ya jina lake na anavyoandika anataka tuamini ni Bishop Tutu.
     
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    Fundi Mchundo JF-Expert Member

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    Please, just ban this fool! No one should be allowed to mess with such a name. It is not even April 1.

    Amandla......
     
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    Mag3 JF Gold Member

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    Hiki ni Kiingereza cha ama Kidongo Chekundu au Kiembe Samaki ! Ha ha ha !
     
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    Shomari JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani mnataka mpaka aweke unywele wake humu ndio muamini kwamba ndio yeye? Hii ni Forum inayoheshimika hivyo sio ajabu sana kwa Bishop kuwa hapa. warm greetings Bishop!
     
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    LAT JF-Expert Member

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    haya bana.... toa mada au mchango basi..... au umehama soweto na kuhamia mamelodi...... au unaishi Hillbrow
     
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    RealMan JF-Expert Member

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    The world believes Tanzania can well sought out a few messes here and there without a need to muzzle unfriendly voices out there.

    The Noble Prize winner is eloquent and one one would love listening to.
    Kidhungu hiki ni cha hapa kwetu made in Msondo Ngoma not even FM Academia a.k.a St. RealMan.

    Ameingia kwa gia mbaya kiasi kwamba credibility yake ni negative 100%. Sasa kama anataka tumpokee kwa moyo safi kama ilivyo jadi ya wana JF ajikomboe na kujisafisha mwenyewe toka kwenye mavi alojipaka kwa hiari yake.
     
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    Horseshoe Arch JF-Expert Member

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    Karibu Bishop...post 10ntu tutajua ni Original Tutu ama aliyechakachuliwa!
     
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