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Dereva matata

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Myakubanga, Dec 24, 2011.

  1. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Dereva akiwa mahakamani baada ya kugonga na kuua watu hamsini!

    HAKIMU:Imekuwaje umeua watu wengi hivi?
    DEREVA:Mwenyewe!
    HAKIMU!Hebu elezea ilivyokuwa
    DEREVA:Mimi nilikuwa naendesha gari,ghafla gari ikanishinda;upande mmoja wa barabara kulikuwa na mtu mmoja,upande wa
    pili watu 51 wakiwa kwenye harusi!Wewe hakimu unahisi ningeangushia gari wapi?
    HAKIMU:Kwa yule mtu mmoja!
    DEREVA:Ndivyo nilivyofanya!Sema yule alijafanya mjanja akakimbilia upande wa pili wa barabara,nikamfuata hukohuko!
     
  2. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Dereva ametisha...
     
  3. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha nimecheka peke yangu kama chizi!
     
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    Wababa Senior Member

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    Kauzu zaidi ya dagaa
     
  5. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Dreva kakomaa hadi kala vichwa
     
  6. T

    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Copy & paste
     
  7. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Du utata mtupu
     
  8. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Hakimu angempeka milembe wakamcheki akili yake kwanza ndo ajekusomewa hukum
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    Ningecheka sema tu muda sina yaaaan very busy
     
  10. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Mmh mahakimu wanakazi mbona
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    huyo atakuwa na leseni C2 kutoka kuzimu
     
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    ammah JF-Expert Member

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    duh...kali hio
     
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    Jamsuldash Member

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    huko huru bwana dereva
     
  14. web

    web Member

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    DAAAAAAH,....dereva katisha ile mbaya............
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa ! Hii style ya copy & paste imezid ngoja niongee na mod tuanze kutoa adhabu.
     
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