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Demu ya kibongo atoa mpya New York

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Leornado, Mar 11, 2011.

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    Leornado JF-Expert Member

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    A woman from TZ is sitn in a bar in New York with 2 guys beside her. The 1st guy says 2 the barman "Johnie Walker, single". The 2nd guy blurts "Jack Daniels, single". After that, the bartender approaches the lady & asks "& you madam?". She replied with comfidence "Asha Selemani, married.

    Muhudumu akabaki kumshangaa kinywaji gani tena hiki.
     
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    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha..
     
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    ahahahaha, lol
    au SIAMBILIKI MWANAKWETU DIVORCED
     
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    Tram Almasi JF-Expert Member

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    ha haaaaaaaa, hii kali kuliko!
     
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    Hongera mkuu umenichekesha sana
     
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    Hii kali kweli kweli!
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    khaaaa...! Hii kal kwel kwel
     
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    rashid ally, divorced
     
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    nimeipenda hii

     
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    Niwe mkweli, nimeiona hii joke so many places, ila leo ndo nimeweza kuielewa...maana umemalizia na "ndo kinywaji gani tena hiki?" mi sikujua kuwa hivo ni vinywaji, I siriasly thought ni majina ya watu... Thanks kwa kufafanua!!!!
     
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    huna tofauti na Asha selemani.
     
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    huna tofauti na Asha selemani demu wa kibongo.
     
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    Juma Kigeuzwa - Gay.
     
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    Leney JF-Expert Member

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    You are a mean person!! :(
     
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    Imenibidi nicheke peke yangu, kile kichekesho sikucheka lakini hii yako ni kali!!!!
    We kweli ni KIPINDUPINDU!!!


     
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    Ha ha ha ha!
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    Duh! we mkale kiongozi,thanks dude!
     
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    Hii imepinda zaidi!
     
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    hihihihihihihihehehehehe!!!!! Mtu wangu umeniongezea u-handsome!!
     
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