demu wa brother angu anataka nile vya kaka, this weekend...should i escape?

[MSATULAMBALI]

nimekuja kumtembelea brother angu kwake hapa mara moja, huyu ndugu yangu ni player sana, alioa but ndoa haikudumu, so ana wanawake kila kona hapa mwanza, sasa nina siku sita tangu nifike hapa but juz kalikuja demu wake mnyarwanda ni mzuri kweli, jamaa akaniambia nimpe kampan demu wake ye anapoenda kazini, so nimekaa nae siku ya kwanza, story nyingi sana, akafurahi kuwa jiran yang boss alipotoka job akabeba mzigo wake, na siku ya pili ni hivo ivo, so siku ya tatu alipokuwa anaondoka kurudi kwao akaniomba namba ya simu, nikachukulia ni shemeji nikampa, duh leo nimechat nae siku nzima akanitamkia hajaondoka kaenda kwa rafiki ake anarudi kwa ajiri yangu ijumaa, kwa siri nitamkuta lodge flani...kanambia she is madly in love with me ila bro asijue ataondoka jpili baada ya kumalizana na mimi...sijawai ambiwa hivi na mwanamke tangu nizaliwe nilishtuka sana...nafikilia cha kufanya sipat jibu, help please

 

[Kongosho]

do you want to escape from Sobibo?

 

[Baba V]

be sincere to youself! kuwa mwangalrfu usijeingia mtegoni,

 

[sunshine1]

Unafikiria nini sasa hapo? Kweli tamaa zitawazika wengi. Kwanza umeshakiri mwenyewe kaka yako ni player boy. Je unafikiri huyo kaka yako ni mzima? Na je huyo dada anayedai anataka kutembea na wewe unafikiri ni nini hakukipata kwa kaka yako ambacho we unacho? Acha tamaa kijana. Weka malengo ya maisha na u focus kwenye hayo. Vinginevyo tutakupoteza muda si mrefu. Wanawake wapo tu na bado wazuri hata hawajazaliwa. Anyway, uhamuzi ni wako.

nimekuja kumtembelea brother angu kwake hapa mara moja, huyu ndugu yangu ni player sana, alioa but ndoa haikudumu, so ana wanawake kila kona hapa mwanza, sasa nina siku sita tangu nifike hapa but juz kalikuja demu wake mnyarwanda ni mzuri kweli, jamaa akaniambia nimpe kampan demu wake ye anapoenda kazini, so nimekaa nae siku ya kwanza, story nyingi sana, akafurahi kuwa jiran yang boss alipotoka job akabeba mzigo wake, na siku ya pili ni hivo ivo, so siku ya tatu alipokuwa anaondoka kurudi kwao akaniomba namba ya simu, nikachukulia ni shemeji nikampa, duh leo nimechat nae siku nzima akanitamkia hajaondoka kaenda kwa rafiki ake anarudi kwa ajiri yangu ijumaa, kwa siri nitamkuta lodge flani...kanambia she is madly in love with me ila bro asijue ataondoka jpili baada ya kumalizana na mimi...sijawai ambiwa hivi na mwanamke tangu nizaliwe nilishtuka sana...nafikilia cha kufanya sipat jibu, help please

 

[Kizamani]

Kula halafu mkipata ukimwi mfe wote.

 

[cmoney]

ah ah patamu hapo#sema mbona kipori kimekuwa easy sana# condomize af mwambie bro mkiwa tungi lazima akukubali

 

[King’asti]

Don't escape, kizuri kula na nduguyo mwayego.

 

[kookolikoo]

Kula halafu mkipata ukimwi mfe wote.

huyo hafai!

 

[Eiyer]

Don't escape, kizuri kula na nduguyo mwayego.

Mh!Haya bwana,vp dada?Nina siku sijakutia machoni,kwema?

 

[Kimweli]

Like this advice. kitu kama hiki unataka nini humu mtafute Mzee Yusuph atakushauri

 

[Crucial Man]

Don't escape, kizuri kula na nduguyo mwayego.

for the first time,i witness you misleading

 

[MSATULAMBALI]

sio siri huyo dem mkali sana, tatizo jamaa kabutua sana na sijui kama wanatumia condom coz according to dem walianza mahusiano tang mwaka jana....mitego mingine njaa zitatuua

 

[MSATULAMBALI]

Don't escape, kizuri kula na nduguyo mwayego.

ili tufe wote vizuri....akili haisomi hapa akija sijui itakuaje? na nikimwaga atamwambia ujinga bro, wanawake masheitwan

 

[Losambo]

Dogo usijichanye katika balaa hilo, penzi nikikohozi siku mtakuja uana kwa sababu ya mwanamke.

 

[Losambo]

sio siri huyo dem mkali sana, tatizo jamaa kabutua sana na sijui kama wanatumia condom coz according to dem walianza mahusiano tang mwaka jana....mitego mingine njaa zitatuua

Kwa kusifia huku nina mashaka, mueleze kuwa weekend huna nafasi au utaondoka kwenda safari.

Hivi ina maana kufunga kamba wewe hujui?

 

[King’asti]

Hehehe, kwema kaka! Hujaniangalia tu uzuri dadako, mbona nimejaa tele? Naangalia vya mashemeji kutahiana tu.

Mh!Haya bwana,vp dada?Nina siku sijakutia machoni,kwema?

 

[King’asti]

Then u have not been watching me closely broda!
U ask me a stupid question u will get a really silly answer but wrapped in chocolate!
Hehehe

for the first time,i witness you misleading

 

[Eiyer]

Hehehe, kwema kaka! Hujaniangalia tu uzuri dadako, mbona nimejaa tele? Naangalia vya mashemeji kutahiana tu.

Haya bana,inaonekana mchicha umepungua sikuhizi,haya lala unono dada!

 

[Kongosho]

ha ha ha, hamjui King'asti.

Mambo lakini?

Then u have not been watching me closely broda!
U ask me a stupid question u will get a really silly answer but wrapped in chocolate!
Hehehe

 

[Ibrah]

sio siri huyo dem mkali sana, tatizo jamaa kabutua sana na sijui kama wanatumia condom coz according to dem walianza mahusiano tang mwaka jana....mitego mingine njaa zitatuua

Kwa tabia na sifa za kaka yako uloziweka humu, ni wazi unataka kufa kabla ya siku zako.
Kaka yako amepata kiboko yake, yeye ana mademu kila kona na huyo demu wa kinyarwanda inaonekana ana mabuzi kila kona!