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Definition of some difficult words

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by RealTz77, Sep 10, 2009.

  1. RealTz77

    RealTz77 JF-Expert Member

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    Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
    Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
    Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
    Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
    Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
    Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
    Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
    Criminal: A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.
    Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
    Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
    Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
    Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
    Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
    Father: A banker provided by nature.
    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
    Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
    Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
    Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
    Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
    Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
    School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
    Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    hahahaa haaaa
     
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  2. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    I like it but the definition of
    1. conference room
    2.commitee
    3.criminal and the nost of all
    4. e.t.c -------- cause I use it very often hhaaa
     
  3. RealTz77

    RealTz77 JF-Expert Member

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    yee sure most of us do the same
     
  4. Chapakazi

    Chapakazi JF-Expert Member

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    nadhani ya doctor ingekuwa : a person who heals your ills by his pills and kills you by his bills
     
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