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Definition mpya kwa mwaka mpya 2012

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SHIEKA, Dec 27, 2011.

  1. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Katika shughuli zangu napanda daladala mara nyingi sana. Kama ilivyo kawaida abiria wengi wanapenda kuzungumza sana. Wazungumzaji wakubwa niwapendao ingawa saa ingine wanakua kero ni wamama wafanya biashara sokoni wanaojikusanya kwenye kundi moja na wote kupanda basi moja kwenda na kurudi sokoni. Kutoka kwenye mazungumzo yao nimeunda definition mpya zifuatazo:

    Matusi ya Nguoni: Maneno machafu yaliyoandikwa kwenye T-shirt au khanga
    Maziwa Makuu: Mwanamke mwenye matiti makubwa
    Kuvunja mwiko: Kusonga ugali mgumu wa kisukuma
    Kufumania: Kushona sketi fupi sana
    Kula rushwa:Kula chakula chenye pilipili nyingi
    Vyombo vya Habari: Masufuria, sahani, na vijiko vinavyoyumika kwenye sherehe kubwa kama harusi sendoff nk.
    Kupiga ramli:Kununua mzigo kwa bei iliyo juu kuliko bei ya soko
     
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    saleh sule Member

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    we mkali
     
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    mbambaguy JF-Expert Member

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    100...
     
  4. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Ndiyo. Nilinolewa naJF tarehe 20/12/2011
     
  5. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Hao wanawake hawakua wengi hivyo. Nadhani kama 15 au 20 hivi.
     
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    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    iko poa
     
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    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo ya kula rushwa ndio imeniacha hoi.
     
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