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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Ndallo, May 7, 2012.

  1. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    An intelligent wife
    ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much
    That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"


    New SIM to surprise her husband

    Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling"
    The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..

    Message for mother-in-law
    Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"



    Can I make a call to my wife?
    A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free







     
  2. Mtambuzi

    Mtambuzi Platinum Member

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    Ndallo .........Kote nimekubaliana na wewe...........lakini hii hapana..............SIKU HIZI WANAWAKE WANAWOWA.............!
     
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    JOJEETA Senior Member

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    tena 2naoa na kuwahudumia na kuwawekea masharti kama kawa.
     
  4. S

    Sikwepeshi Senior Member

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    Napita tu
     
  5. Jestina

    Jestina JF-Expert Member

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    nimezipenda,,,,,,,:flypig:
     
  6. Lukolo

    Lukolo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, nimependa hilo jibu la mwanaume the dumb lady is in the kitchen..... hahaha. Kweli hapa hazitapigwa?
     
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