Dedicated to all Married Couples They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed. But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed. Question: Why do women live longer than men? Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u. After marriage : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll kill u. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Man & Dr : Is there any way for long life? Dr : Get married. Man : Will it help? Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come. Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.