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Dear Sweetheart

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Dear Sweetheart,

    I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 :A S kiss::A S-rose: kisses.

    You are my sweetheart.

    Your husband,

    XXXX
     
  2. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    His wife replied...

    Sweetheart Dearest,

    Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses...


    1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.


    2. The
    electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.

    3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.


    4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other
    items...!

    5. Other expenses 40 kisses.




    Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope


    I can complete the month using this balance.


    Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice!!!


    Your Sweet Heart,


    XY
     
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    mwl JF-Expert Member

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    Kudadadeki|":>+*&^*^%$!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    ukisikia mtu anakuambia ukimwaga ugali namwaga mboga ndi hii......

    nice one..
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    daaaaah,full kuharibu!mhh,fikiri kabla ya kutenda
     
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    Weee!! naua mtu
     
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    kudadeki!! patachimbika.
     
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    Al-Mende Member

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    duuu... Hapa husby kamwaga mboga na wife akamwaga ugali..!
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    hii kali...
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Naenda kuazima bomu G/mboto
     
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    Yaleyale ya ukienda kupiga simu nje nitafungua call center
     
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    Hussein Njovu Senior Member

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    X-Paster hujatulia wewe, ha ha haaa
     
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    pumbavuuu..... Ninauwa mtu na fasta ninarud
     
  14. Pedro1

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    hhahahahaha lol unaweza kuzimia kwa presha
     
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    unafungua machachoz bendi
     
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    FEELINGA New Member

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    Ndio, kama mshahara wako ndo ulimuwezesha yote hayo leo wampa kisses what do you xpect?
     
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    naam makiss kayatawanya ile mbaya nice mama
    nimeipenda hii
     
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    Ha ha ha, umenikumbusha ya yule mpemba ambaye mkewe alikuwa anagawa k... ovyo mtaani mumewe naye akasema atagawa mku... mtaa mzima ili aone nani ataaibika!
     
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    Duuuuh!!!! hiyo kali mkuu
     
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    Eheeeeee! umeikumbuka mkuu wanawake watata hawa!!
     
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