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Dear salary

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Angel Nylon, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Dear salary,

    Pls come back to stay with me.
    You left in such a rush last month, I didnt even have time to tell you about my plans.

    MISS YOU.

    I'm sorry about what I did last month.
    I promise I will b good this month
    Love u with all my depth.

    Ssssshhhhhhhhh......... Dont tell anyone....
    I think NBC, NMB,CRDB, EQUITY BANK, KCB, STANDARD CHARTERED AND BARCLAYS are bankrupt.
    Yesterday I tried to draw money at all their ATMS's, and I got same message Insufficient Funds
    They too dont have money
     
  2. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    Eee bana eee
    umeme - 50,000
    ges-50,000
    king'amuzi - 17,000
    mchele kilo 2600 x kg 30 (kiwango cha chini)
    sukari kilo 2600 x kg 4 (kiwango cha chini)
    maji ndoo shs 500 x ndoo 10 pa day x 30 pa mwezi
    takataka lets say 10, 000 kwa mwezi
    usafiri ndo lol, 5000 per day x 30 days

    madogo madogo ??????????
    sadaka 10000x4
    fungu la kumi ??????????

    Nipelekee na mimi salamu zangu ili anifanyie mahesabu kutoka kwenye kcc
     
  3. stineriga

    stineriga JF-Expert Member

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    Angel Nylon, nice verses u can make a song out from them...
     
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  4. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    Wimbo wenyewe wa kuimba huku unalia
    ni nani ataimba Angel Nylon.

     
  5. stineriga

    stineriga JF-Expert Member

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    Angel Nylon + wafanyakazi band,
     
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  6. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    Haswaaaaa, or staffs ochestra
     
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  7. stineriga

    stineriga JF-Expert Member

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    nitakudhamini kurekodi,:dance:
     
  8. marejesho

    marejesho JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia!!!
     
  9. Akagando

    Akagando JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo Mpango mingi hadi Salary anaogopa kutokea mapema.
     
  10. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    jk anaweza kujua kwanini salary yako inakata mapema!
     
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    filonos JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm............!...HAPO kuumwa ni Marufukuuu......watoto kwenda shule sio Muhim na kuywa Soda ni Kesi ya JINAI.....Toba.......
     
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