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Dear Preta...

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by majany, Oct 13, 2012.

  1. majany

    majany JF-Expert Member

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    Dear Preta,
    Yesterday, I was passing by
    your rectangular house in
    trigonometric lane.
    There I saw youwith your cute
    circular face, conicalnose and
    spherical eyes, standing in
    your triangular garden.
    Before seeing you, my heart
    was a null set,but when a
    vector of magnitude(likeness)
    from your eyes at a deviation
    of theta radians made a
    tangent to my heart, it
    differentiated. My love for you
    is a quadratic equation with
    real roots, which only you can
    solve by making good binary
    relation with me.
    The cosine of my love for you
    extends to infinity. I promise
    that I should not resolve you
    into partial functions, but if I
    do so, you can integrate me
    by applying the limits from
    zero to infinity.
    You are as essential to me as
    an element to a set. The
    geometry of my life revolves
    around your acute personality..
    I'm dying because of your luv...
    Yours ever loving,
    Majany...
     
  2. Filipo

    Filipo JF-Expert Member

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    Hah hah hah ha ha haaa! Umenikumbusha enzi natokea my wife wangu marejesho . So lovely!!!
     
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  3. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    Nimejitahidi kudelete hii thread nimeshindwa sasa nilichokifanya nimeshamwandikia pou ili afute na akupe ban ya 31 days. Preta usijibu kitu hapa nitakuripoti abuse halafu hii tabia ya kuingia kwenye majimbo ya watu na kumwaga mistari ife. OVA.
     
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  4. majany

    majany JF-Expert Member

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    Arushaone,punguza jazba mkuu......let Preta decides....lol
     
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  5. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    Naona umeshaanza kukatiza mitaa yenye mabomu ya kufukia ardhini majany. Leave her alone NOW!
     
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  6. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    he he he......mlijuaje nimeuwawa.....sina ramani kabisa leo....ya kwenda kuvinjari.....
     
  7. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Weekend hii haujaenda Kericho kula maraha kama kawa?
    Maana ndiyo zako!

    Ngoja nikitoka hapa home ntakupigia ukapate hata chochote roho inapenda Mpendwa!


     
  8. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    heri wewe umenijali.....
     
  9. Asulo

    Asulo JF-Expert Member

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    Preta mbona unaipotezea thread ya majany.
     
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  10. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    mbona ipo jameni....au nisemeje......?
     
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  11. marejesho

    marejesho JF-Expert Member

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    Wow!! Old sweet days with you hubby Filipo
     
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  12. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    LiverpoolFC u see majany niambie. Preta ni shemejiyo.
     
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  13. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    Asulo unataka Preta afanyeje? nidadavulie nielewe maana naona pilipili za shamba zinakuwasha. Yatakushinda! Au nikuitie Madame B aje akusute?
     
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  14. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    ....Come this way baby! Unataka twende wapi weekend ya leo Preta?... Au pale pa kawaida Pepe kwa ajil ya italian pizza? just say
     
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  15. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Mpitie kwa Mamdenyi for screening!
     
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  16. Easymutant

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    Majany... before u continue with your second blah blah..refer what has happened in Mwanza

    leave her alone ooooh!
     
  17. Arushaone

    Arushaone JF-Expert Member

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    Baba V naomba ruhusa yako kuwa tutaenda kwa Mamndenyi jumatatu mimi na Preta kwa kuwa ratiba yetu weekend hii iko tight sana.
     
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  18. Filipo

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    Preta kazi unayo. Huku kuna Arushaone , huku Easymutant na hapa kuna mwanzisha thread! Kaaaz kwel kwel! Bora upokee ofa ya LiverpoolFC maana interest yake bado ipo down! Lol.
     
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  19. marejesho

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  20. Asulo

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    Aaah...No no no samahani sana usimwite huyo mdada Madame B.
    Namuogopa mbaya kwa mipasho..sijui alishapita chuo cha mipasho lo!!
     
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