# Dear Preta...

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by majany, Oct 13, 2012.

1. ### majanyJF-Expert Member

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Dear Preta,
Yesterday, I was passing by
your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane.
There I saw youwith your cute
circular face, conicalnose and
spherical eyes, standing in
Before seeing you, my heart
was a null set,but when a
vector of magnitude(likeness)
from your eyes at a deviation
tangent to my heart, it
differentiated. My love for you
is a quadratic equation with
real roots, which only you can
solve by making good binary
relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you
extends to infinity. I promise
that I should not resolve you
into partial functions, but if I
do so, you can integrate me
by applying the limits from
zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as
an element to a set. The
geometry of my life revolves
around your acute personality..
I'm dying because of your luv...
Yours ever loving,
Majany...

2. ### FilipoJF-Expert Member

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Hah hah hah ha ha haaa! Umenikumbusha enzi natokea my wife wangu marejesho . So lovely!!!

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3. ### ArushaoneJF-Expert Member

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Nimejitahidi kudelete hii thread nimeshindwa sasa nilichokifanya nimeshamwandikia pou ili afute na akupe ban ya 31 days. Preta usijibu kitu hapa nitakuripoti abuse halafu hii tabia ya kuingia kwenye majimbo ya watu na kumwaga mistari ife. OVA.

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4. ### majanyJF-Expert Member

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Arushaone,punguza jazba mkuu......let Preta decides....lol

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5. ### ArushaoneJF-Expert Member

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Naona umeshaanza kukatiza mitaa yenye mabomu ya kufukia ardhini majany. Leave her alone NOW!

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6. ### PretaJF-Expert Member

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he he he......mlijuaje nimeuwawa.....sina ramani kabisa leo....ya kwenda kuvinjari.....

7. ### LiverpoolFCJF-Expert Member

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Weekend hii haujaenda Kericho kula maraha kama kawa?
Maana ndiyo zako!

Ngoja nikitoka hapa home ntakupigia ukapate hata chochote roho inapenda Mpendwa!

8. ### PretaJF-Expert Member

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heri wewe umenijali.....

9. ### AsuloJF-Expert Member

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Preta mbona unaipotezea thread ya majany.

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10. ### PretaJF-Expert Member

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mbona ipo jameni....au nisemeje......?

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11. ### marejeshoJF-Expert Member

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Wow!! Old sweet days with you hubby Filipo

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12. ### ArushaoneJF-Expert Member

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LiverpoolFC u see majany niambie. Preta ni shemejiyo.

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13. ### ArushaoneJF-Expert Member

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Asulo unataka Preta afanyeje? nidadavulie nielewe maana naona pilipili za shamba zinakuwasha. Yatakushinda! Au nikuitie Madame B aje akusute?

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14. ### ArushaoneJF-Expert Member

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....Come this way baby! Unataka twende wapi weekend ya leo Preta?... Au pale pa kawaida Pepe kwa ajil ya italian pizza? just say

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15. ### Baba VJF-Expert Member

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Mpitie kwa Mamdenyi for screening!

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16. ### EasymutantJF-Expert Member

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Majany... before u continue with your second blah blah..refer what has happened in Mwanza

leave her alone ooooh!

17. ### ArushaoneJF-Expert Member

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Baba V naomba ruhusa yako kuwa tutaenda kwa Mamndenyi jumatatu mimi na Preta kwa kuwa ratiba yetu weekend hii iko tight sana.

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18. ### FilipoJF-Expert Member

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Preta kazi unayo. Huku kuna Arushaone , huku Easymutant na hapa kuna mwanzisha thread! Kaaaz kwel kwel! Bora upokee ofa ya LiverpoolFC maana interest yake bado ipo down! Lol.

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19. ### marejeshoJF-Expert Member

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20. ### AsuloJF-Expert Member

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