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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by CPU, Feb 26, 2011.

  1. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Men:

    1. All men are extremely busy.
    2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.


    3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.


    4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around.


    5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.


    6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.


    7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.

    Women:

    1. the most important thing for a woman is financial security.


    2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.


    3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.


    4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully.


    5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".


    6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still Expect you to compliment them.


    7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you.
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    ya mwisho hyo,ni kweli,hadi uwadanganye
     
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    IT Guru JF-Expert Member

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    ukwel m2pu
     
  4. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Halafu wanasemaga hawapendi kudanganywa
     
  5. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Kuna mijitu itabisha kaka, subili uon itakuja tu
     
  6. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    mwenzangu kweli.
    Sijabisha na thanx nimekugongea.
     
  7. Elia

    Elia JF-Expert Member

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    CPU, thanks Broda.. umeuma
     
  8. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Ha ha ha sijakusema wewe bana, nilikuwa namsema mtu f-denge, jina lake linaanzia na Q
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Kaka, hapo sijauma nimetafuna na kumeza kabisa
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Kaka angalia wasikusikie lakin
     
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    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu umegusa penyewe
     
  12. WiseLady

    WiseLady JF-Expert Member

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    naona wanakuja kubisha lkn usiwaite mijitu,,sawa mtoto mzuri
     
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    The Finest JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee!!!!!!
     
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    WiseLady JF-Expert Member

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    sound true!
     
  15. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    ila umeongea ukweli, hasa hapo kwa wanawake sibishi hata kimoja. Lol.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully.

    even when they are undressed they still look beautifull.
     
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    Seto JF-Expert Member

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    yu ar jinias.
     
  18. CPU

    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Yaani mpaka Husninyo anakubali HADHARANI kwamba hana cha kubishia wala kuongezea???!!!! Aiseeee, kweli leo nimemshika kwenye kona mbaya
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Ila we mtoto mrembo nikikushikaaaaaaaa!
    Ujue nakuWOWA bila mahali
    Kamata lisenksi
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Basi mwenzio ndo navimba bichwa hiloooo
     
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