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Day to approach a girl

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Good Guy, Dec 1, 2010.

  1. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Guys do you know what day is the best day to approach a girl.It's April fools day,Why you ask.If she refuses you tell her 'fooled you fool' if she accepts then its your lucky day.Cheers
     
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    No sir, It's AIDS Day today!!
     
  3. Baba Mtu

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    Uko sawa mnoooooo!!, miss pirate. Wabongo muda wote tunafikiria ngono!!!!, tumelogwa?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. hashycool

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    ngono is what makes bongo go round!
     
  5. afrodenzi

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    i think he knows is AIDS day today...
    lakini si lazima kila mtu aanzishe thread kuhusu AIDS...
     
  6. Good Guy

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    So true Afrodenzi.




    Nadhani hujaona thread ya m2 nyuma hapo kidogo anasaka majimama.
     
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    Makemba Member

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    Kaaazi kweli kweli:A S crown-1:
     
  8. cheusimangala

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    inaonesha hujiamini.
    kwa hiyo ukimuona mrembo anapita na hujui utampataje tena,utasubiri hadi april fool ndo ukamtafute.
    jiamini baba kila siku ni siku nzuri,kila saa ni saa nzuri na kila sehemu ni sehemu nzuri cha msingi kujiamini tu.
     
  9. Good Guy

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    Sometimes well you just have to wait for April fools.Cause you may end up slapped and taking more insults than sand in a beach.Trust me girl i've seen it.
     
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    cheusimangala JF-Expert Member

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    unaona sasa,kubali kwamba hujiamini ili nipate sbb ya kukuruhusu usubiri april fool ambayo pia unaweza kuishia na vibao na matusi vilevile.
    NARUDIA:jiamini baba!
     
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    Inategemea na mtu mwenyewe, wengine ni mwisho wa mwezi
     
  12. Good Guy

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    Thanx for the advice gal,though I was kind of joking.
     
  13. hashycool

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    it was one hell of a joke but in a wrong place.....hapa ni mahusiano na mapenzi whatever you write people takes it seriously
     
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    Wabongo lazima ku-copy............wewe ukianzisha biashara
    ya kuuza samaki, sijui taxi bubu na mie humohumo ..........hahah
     
  15. Good Guy

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    Cjakupata!!??
     
  16. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    ahhhh bwana ae ...mi yamenichosa ndo maana hatuendelei kabisa....
    utakuta kwente st. moja kuna maduka sita....
    kama mmoja akifungua duka, mweingine kinyozi, mwinginw Dobi...etc..
    kwani kunashidagani??
     
  17. afrodenzi

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    anaelezea jinsi wa Bongo walivyozoea ku copy vtu.....
    ndo maana kuna waheshimiwa hapo awali hawakufurahia we ulivyo anzisha hii thread....
    walitaka uandike mambo ya AIDS .........
    hope umenielewa kidogo...
     
  18. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah nimeelewa,but it's just like what u said.Niliona kujaza page nzima ya mahusiano na AIDS KILL AIDS KILL AIDS KILL sio issue.sorry kama nimewakwaza.
     
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    :A S crown-1:
     
  20. afrodenzi

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    hujatukwaza kabisa mkuu..
    ni opinion tu za watu...
    mambo madogo tu haya...
     
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