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Dawa za kipemba

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by amiride, Nov 14, 2011.

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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya dawa hizi, hatunahaja na ma Doctor tena..

    1. Kuumwa kichwa. Koroga vijiko vinane vya sukari katika maji ya fukuto unywe taratibu.
    2. Maumivu ya viungo vya mwili. Chukua nusu glasi asali, tia vijiko 6 vya sukari unywe.
    3. Maumivu ya tumbo. Chukua kilo moja halua utie robo kilo sukari kisha ule kwa mpigo.
    4. Kukohoa. Chukua tende 30 tia nusu kikombe asali safi na vijiko vitano sukari kishe ule kwa mpigo.
    5. Kukosa usingizi. Chukua robo kilo halua na tende 100 , changanya na asali na sukari ule.
    6. Mafua na baridi. Kula kilo 1 na nusu halua, kisha lamba nusu kikombe shira ya moto kiasi.
    7. Kuumwa mgongo. Kula tambi zilizojazwa sukari na robo kilo halua.
    8. Kuharisha. Kula kalimati 25 zilizolowekwa kwenye shira muda wa siku tatu, ongeza chai ya moto
     
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    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Kwang it is not funny...
     
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    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Mnapigia debe sukari kiaina!...
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa !
     
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    Twilumba JF-Expert Member

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    ..............Babu wa kipemba!!!!
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    kisukari pap!!!
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    karibu jf
     
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