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Dawa ya waongo

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bayo, Oct 10, 2011.

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    Bayo Senior Member

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    Mwanasayansi mmoja, alifanikiwa kutengeneza robort ambalo lilikua na uwezo wa kugundua kama mtu anadanganya na linampiga kibao. Paaaaaah!! Tajiri mmoja aliekua anamiliki shule aliamua kulinunua ili kuwakomesha watoto watoro na wahongo shuleni kwake.

    Kwanza aliamua kulijaribishia nyumbani kwake. Mda wa dinner, yeye, mtoto wao Johnny na mkewe.
    Duh?
     
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    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ipelekwe mahakamani na kwenye viwanja vya mikutano ya kampen wakati wa uchaguzi!
     
  3. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha maza naye alisema uongo kuwa yule alikuwa baba yake na Johnny!!! akaambulia kibao.....
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh.....
     
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    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmh naogopa kama litapelekwa huko maana itabidi lianze na Kiranja Mkuu mwenyewe, siju FFu watalifanyeje huko??
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    kibao alichopigwa mama ni soo. Maana amepigwa shavuni maumivu yake moyoni
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    HAHAHAH Maza muongo naye kumbe mtoto sio wa huyo baba
     
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    kikahe JF-Expert Member

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    Pale kwenye jibu la kuangalia porn...angepigwa tena angesema tulikuwa tunafanya......
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha.... Hapo utaua watu aisee
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    Umejuaje mzee?????
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    Hio ndo dawa ya waongo mkuu
     
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    Mamaa Kigogo Senior Member

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    hilo robort lilitakiwa kuwekwa chumbani kwa wana ndoa wanaume wangekuwa wanalabuliwa kila siku kwa kweli me nitalinunua
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    Kwi kwi kwi kwi
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    hata wanawake wangekuwa wanazibuliwa zaidi.
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Linafaa lipelekwe ikulu kwa jk, ahadi zake zote ni za uongo.
     
  16. peoples power

    peoples power JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo inafaa sana wakati wa kawpeni za uchaguzi na wapewe magamba litawanyosha sana.
     
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    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    duh hiyo kubwa kuliko
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    naomba unitumie li roboti moja manake huyu gf wangu mmmh..naona itasaidia
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha... Litamuua bure mana hawa dada zetu walivyo waongo cku hz... Hata likiletwa humu JF itakuwa ni balaa tupu
     
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