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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by only83, Sep 7, 2012.

  1. only83

    only83 JF-Expert Member

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    Mume: Mke wangu nadhani sasa ni muda muafaka wa kutafuta sekretari pale ofisini kwangu, kazi zimekuwa nyingi mno.

    Mke: Ni kweli mume wangu usijezeeka bure, ila naomba utafute mwanamke mwenye sura mbaya kuliko wote.

    Mume: Ok!! upo tayari kuanza kazi kesho asubuhi?
     
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    SURUMA JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa jibu hilo usishangae asubuhi KUZINDUKA UKIWA KITENGO CHA MIFUPA MUHIMBILI-MOI
     
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    Brine JF-Expert Member

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    mmmh kapatikana
     
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    Safi sana kwanini awaite wanawake wenziye wabaya hivyo yeye ndiyo mbaya wa mwisho pumbafu sake.
     
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    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi kuna mwanamke m'baya? Manake inategemea na jicho la muangaliaji aisee!
     
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    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Duh kama ndo mm lazma nlie
     
  7. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Lakini wewe huwezi kuwa hivyo, weye walipa ati...
     
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    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Kama huwa hawataniani, siku hiyo ni talaka
     
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