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Dawa ya kiburi!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mdau Mkuu, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. Mdau Mkuu

    Mdau Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alioa mke mara siku moja mkewe akamwambia kuwa bomba lao la maji limepasuaka,jamaa akamjibu 'umeona me fundi bomba?',mkewe akawa mpole,haikupita wiki 1 mkewe akamwambia kuwa ukuta wa nyumba yao umebomoka ,jamaa akamjibu 'umesikia me fundi ujenzi'.
    Baada ya wiki moja jamaa akashangaa kukuta bomba na ukuta vimekarabatiwa,akamuuliza mkewe imekuwaje?
    Mkewe:-nimemleta fundi akarabati ila akasema anataka chapati au penzi ndo atengeneze.
    Jamaa:- eehee umempa chapati za shilingi ngapi?
    Mkewe:- 'umesikia me mpishi wa chapati?'.
    Jamaa akazimia kuckia hvyo!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hapa ofkozi infakti ngono sio penzi lilichukua mkondo wake.
     
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    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaa dawa ya moto ni moto! Teh! teh! teh! teh!
     
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    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Mwaga mboga, namwaga ugali na kuosha vyombo,na kuzima moto,lol!
     
  5. Mnene 1

    Mnene 1 Senior Member

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    Ha ha haa.......Nimeipenda....
     
  6. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, kweli dawa ya kiburi ni jeuri
     
  7. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaa...
     
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    serio JF-Expert Member

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    achichichii,.naua!
     
  9. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah!!!
     
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    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh teh uwiiƬ!!
     
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