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Daktari huyu noma!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kashengo, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. kashengo

    kashengo JF-Expert Member

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    Dada mmoja alipata matatizo wakati alipokuwa anakojoa na akawa anaona mambo mageni ikabidi aende kwa daktari na mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi:

    DADA:Daktari mi nikikojoa mkojo ukimalizikia uwa na rangi ya brown iliyokoza

    DOKTA:Mmm! Una mda gani umefanya mapenzi? Ama huwa unafanya mara ngapi kwa siku?

    DADA:Mara ngapi kwa siku??? Kwa kweli daktari mi hufanya mara mbili tu kwa mwaka!

    DOKTA: Okey! Hapo hamna ugonjwa ila hiyo ni KUTU
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo daktari anaendelea na mgomo baridi.
     
  3. kabanga

    kabanga JF-Expert Member

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    duh...
     
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    unknown animal JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah sasa hiyo kutu c lazima itolewe na daktareeeeeeeeee
     
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    Autorun JF-Expert Member

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    Dah afu msasa wakutolea kutu anao daktar tu,,,,,, inabidi apigwe msasa tu
     
  6. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    msasa wake utakua balaa uo
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahah!
     
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