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Dad I want to marry Chisoni

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kilimasera, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. kilimasera

    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    Dad I want to marry Chisoni

    DAD:

    No ways my son, Chisoni is your sister, her father was working in
    Lusaka so I had a relationship with her Mum and She gave birth to
    Chisoni, but please don’t tell your Mum.

    MADALITSO:

    Okay Dad.

    Six months later Madalitso had courted another lady called Zingisa.

    MADALITSO:

    Dad I have Zingisa now and I want to marry her.

    DAD:

    Son She is also my daughter, Her father was also working at the Mines
    on the copperbelt so I impregnated her Mum, please don’t tell your Mum
    again.

    Madalitso had no other means but to let his Mum know about this.

    MADALITSO:

    Mum I wanted to marry Chisoni but Dad told me that She is
    his child, again I went to Zingisa, again He told me the same story,
    what is happening?

    MUM:

    Don’t worry my Son, go on with your plans, you can marry whoever
    between the two.

    MADALITSO:

    How? I can't Mum coz they are both my sisters..

    MUM:

    You are not his child; He used to sleep out so Ngoma our
    neighbour is your father.
     
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