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Customer is always right

Discussion in 'Jamii Photos' started by Mtambuzi, Oct 19, 2012.

  1. Mtambuzi

    Mtambuzi Platinum Member

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    [TD="bgcolor: transparent"]Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.<o:p></o:p>
    Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
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    Caller: The mouse is jammed.
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    Customer Service: Mouse? Are you sure it's a printer as they don't come with a mouse?
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    Caller: Do you think I'm stupid? I'm telling you it's the printer!
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    Customer Service: Damn fool, it can't be the printer! They don't have a mouse!
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    Caller: Oh really?... Mmmmm... I'll send you a picture.
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    Moral of the story: The customer is always right.
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    Listen to him/her and believe what he/she says.
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    Be patient and ask appropriate questions to each customer
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  2. The Boss

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    so true lol
     
  3. Boflo

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    Hahahaha ......

    Mbona mkubwa hivyo...sio panya buku???(rat)
     
  4. Michael Amon

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    Ha ha haaaaaaaa!!!!
     
  5. Mr Rocky

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    Mtambuzi umeamua utupe kicheko katikati ya mawazo ya mabomu ya machozi
     
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  6. Facilitator

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    How did it get inside the printer???
     
  7. chitambikwa

    chitambikwa JF-Expert Member

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    Nacheka lakini usiku wa leo ni moto
     
  8. Lucas

    Lucas JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa uncle Mtambuzi unajaribu kutengeneza pia picha ya kutuma nyumbani kuwakonvisi kwa nini haurudi leo!!........lol
     
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  9. Heart

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    hahaahaa... Thaanx for the reminder...
     
  10. Mwanahisa

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    Mteja kwetu ni Mfalme, Ila MKOPO kasafiri...!
     
  11. Mwita Maranya

    Mwita Maranya JF-Expert Member

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    Usifanye mchezo na tuliosoma shule za saint kayumba. Tunaivunja lugha ya malkia kwa kwenda mbele!!!
     
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    Tehe tehe tehe tehe hii nayo kiboko..
     
  13. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa huyu panya naye sijui kwenye printer alikuwa anatafuta nini! Back kwenye mada, ni kweli Bwn Mtambuzi, ni vyema kumsikiliza mteja maana hawezi kureport au kuomba msaada kwa kitu ambacho hakijatokea. Nafikiri tatizo la customer ni namna ya kueleza tatizo likaeleweka!
     
  14. Bazazi

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    Boflo! Kimombo kina majina ambayo ni fulu utata;
    Kuna rat, mouse
    Kuna Hare, Rabbit​
    Tofauti ya majina hayo ni ndogo sana.
     
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    Ha!ha!ha
     
  16. tatanyengo

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    Na yale ya ziwa Nyasa.
     
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    Hah ha ha, something like this happened to my car AC when I left it at the airport for the holiday this summer.
     
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    Hahaha.... Thawa bana
     
  19. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha nimeipenda, ila kibongo bongo mmmmh
     
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