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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Crucifix, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. Crucifix

    Crucifix JF-Expert Member

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    Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?

    Woman 2: Yes.

    Woman 1: Was it good?

    Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

    Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!

    At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

    Husband 1: You wanted sex last night, how was it?

    Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, and I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?

    Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they tanesco cut the electricity, so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light ****ing candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife kept talking for another hour. Horrible
  2. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh
  3. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    ngoja ni-rewind...
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    sohapa ishu ni interpretation.
    ila pia kalesson kapo.
    wadada jitahidini kujiridhisha mkiwa kwa 6x6.
    mana mkisema msubiri kuridhishwa ndo kama hivo.