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Cow's Tit... Ouch!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Rubi, Oct 5, 2010.

  1. Rubi

    Rubi JF-Expert Member

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    A man was heading home after a drinking spree. When
    he was approaching his home, armed gangsters blocked him and
    took command of his vehicle.

    On frisking him they failed to get any money and out
    of frustration they decided to punish him by driving into
    his compound and tying him naked on a tree which was situated at the corner
    of his house and left him there naked while his hands and legs were tied to the tree. They then took off.

    In the morning his worried wife woke up only to see her husband naked on the tree with his manhood dangling. She screamed and ran to call the villagers since she thought the man was either dead or crazy.

    When the villagers came, they immediately untied him and brought him down.

    The man immediately, armed with a stick went straight for the young calf which was grazing and started chasing it all over the compound, and when villagers protested he said "you have no idea what this calf has done to me the whole night!!!"

    The calf had mistaken his manhood for the mothersÂ’ tits and tried to suckle milk the whole night without success!
    :frog:
     
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