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Confused Drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kisoda2, Oct 22, 2009.

  1. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

    Oct 22, 2009
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    [FONT=&quot]A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
    A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, ‘Can I help you Sir?’[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]’Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr’, the man replies.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The cop asks, ‘Where was your car the last time you saw it?’[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]’It wasss on the end of thisshh key’, the man replies.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]About that time the cop looks down and sees the man’s wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]He asks the man, ‘Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?’[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out....[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]’Holy shit! My girlfriend’s gone, too!![/FONT]