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Confession!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kashaija, May 21, 2009.

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    Kashaija JF-Expert Member

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    Confession!

    A girl went to the priest for a confession and this is how
    it went:
    Girl "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
    Priest "What have you done my child?"
    Girl "I called a man a son of a bitch."
    Priest "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
    Girl "Because he touched my hand."
    Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)
    Girl; "Yes father."
    Priest "That's no reason to call a man a son of a
    bitch."
    Girl "Then he touched my breast."
    Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
    Girl "Yes father."
    Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a
    bitch."
    Girl "Then he took off my clothes; father."
    Priest "Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)
    Girl "Yes father."
    Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a
    bitch."

    Girl "Then he stuck his "you know what "into
    my "you know where"
    Priest "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know
    what "into her "you know
    where")
    Girl "YES FATHER;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
    Priest "(after a few minutes) That's no reason to
    call him a son of a
    bitch"
    Girl "But father he had AIDS!
    Priest "SHIT! THAT'S SON OF A BITCH!!!

    IS IT POSSIBLE TO CONFESS OUR SINS TO A HUMAN BEING?
     
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