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Confession

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kashaija, Sep 12, 2008.

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    Kashaija JF-Expert Member

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    When You are too Sincere!!

    A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
    Her nine-year-old son
    comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.

    She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
    The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
    The Man says: "Yes, it is."
    Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
    Man: "No, thanks."
    Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
    Man: "OK, how much?"
    Boy: "R250-00."
    A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.
    Boy: "Dark in here".
    Man: "Yes, it is."
    Boy: "I have soccer boots."
    The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
    The Boy says:"R750-00."
    The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."

    A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game."
    The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for R1000."
    The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... R1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins."
    They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

    The Boy says: "Dark in here."
    The Priest says: "Don't start that shit again!"


    THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE
     
  2. Che Kalizozele

    Che Kalizozele JF-Expert Member

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    Asante mkuu,inaonekana jamaa angelemaa tu dogo angemake money kanisani na sasa ingekuwa mbele ya baba yake.

    Nafikiri this last time dogo alikosea,kwa sababu alikuwa kwenye open space angeanza kwa kusema "light in here"
     
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    Kashaija JF-Expert Member

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    Ninachojua hasa kwa upande wa Roman catholic, sehemu ya kuhungama imetengenezwa kama kabati fulani ambapo muungamaji anakuwa upande mmoja na haonani uso kwa uso na Padre, lakini kuna giza vile vile. Hivyo dogo akakumbukia ile kabati ya home........Dark in here!!!
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Nilivyoelewa ni kwamba huyu padri ndo alikuwa ana zini na mama yake dogo.
     
  5. Alnadaby

    Alnadaby JF-Expert Member

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    A very good joke! lol...
     

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