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Confession ya kibinti

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kiruke cha Ibwe, Sep 7, 2009.

  1. Kiruke cha Ibwe

    Kiruke cha Ibwe Member

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    Girl "Forgive me father for I have sinned"

    Priest "What have you done my child?"

    Girl "I called a man a son of a bitch."

    Priest "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

    Girl "Because he touched my hand."

    Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)

    Girl; "Yes father."

    Priest "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

    Girl "Then he touched my breast."

    Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)

    Girl "Yes father."

    Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

    Girl "Then he took off my clothes; father."

    Priest "Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)

    Girl "Yes father."

    Priest "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

    Girl "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"

    Priest "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what"
    into her "you know where")

    Girl "YES FATHER;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"

    Priest"(after a few minutes)
    That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"

    Girl "But father he had AIDS!

    Priest "SHIIIIIIIIT! THAT SON OF BITCH!
    Tehetehe, hii ni kama Sheikh kuwa wa kwanza kuugua mafua ya swine.
     
  2. Asprin

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  3. Mwana va Mutwa

    Mwana va Mutwa JF-Expert Member

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    tehteh
    like this like this......ikafika mpaka father akakubali ni sob
    hii kali kweliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    huyo faza hatari sana
     
  5. Mhache

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    It show that the thing was sweet like hahaaaaaa, I wish I would be the father and tested the thing..... AIDS has entered in bad place. Please GOD help and forgive us.......
     
  6. Nemesis

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    ha ha ha hiyo ndo step by step, bit by bit ....
     
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