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Confession of a Sinner

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TANMO, Aug 16, 2008.

  1. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    There once was a young woman who went to confession.

    Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

    The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

    She said, "Last night my neighbor´s husband made passionate love to me seven times."

    The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

    She asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

    The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that damn smile off of your face!
     
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    Sijaelewa!!
     
  3. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    that priest's horny
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo dada pamoja na kutaka asamehewe alikua na bonge la tabasamu akikumbuka magoli 7 ya jana,akaambiwa anywe malimao ili kuondoa hilo tabasamu kwanza
     
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    oyaa nimekupata mkuu... iko bomba
     
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    shonge Member

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    Mmh, amtia Paroko majaribuni huyo, au alikuwa anamtega makusudi??
     
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