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Condom packs

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Mar 24, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
    "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
    The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
    "Cool!' says the boy. He notices a six pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
    "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
    With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
     
  2. PJ

    PJ JF-Expert Member

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    Once you are married you get tired
     
  3. Sikonge

    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    Hizo zitakuwa Condom za Wazungu. Huku Kwetu uswahilini, hiyo kitu sijui mara ngapi kwa wiki. Kuna mwaka wakati wa kukimbiza Mwenge kule Kyela, walizimenya 40,000 kwa usiku mmoja. Ehh, kazi ilikuwa nzito. Sijui wastani ulikuwa ngapi......
     
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    Kaka Sam JF-Expert Member

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    hahah haaa hiii kali...!
     
  5. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Miswali mingine ya ajabu kweli..
    Sijui mitoto huwa inaipata wapi?
     
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    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Kamuulize JANE atakuwa anajuwa maana naye ana maswali ya dizaini hii.........
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    ngoja nimuite nimuulize kama ni kweli.
     
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    kobonde Senior Member

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    huyo baba kamjibu mtoto sawasawa wengi wakiishi pamoja hamu inapungua sijuio hata kwanini
     
  9. Maria Roza

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    Mitoto mingine balaaa
     
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