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Comrade Mugabe at last laid to rest!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just US$100.'

    The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped home.

    The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.'

    The Zimbabweans replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that chance.'
  2. Dark City

    Dark City JF-Expert Member

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    Kama watu wa Zimbabwe wangekuwa kweli wanamchukia kiasi hicho asingekuwa Ikulu na labda angekuwa tayari amekufa hata kwa laana tu. Lakini njemba bado inatesa?!!!
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    Baija Bolobi JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna ndugu zetu dini yao ukiitania namna hiyo watavunja screen yako.
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    Narrow Pundit, narrow b*a*n