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computers vs men/women

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Gurta, Apr 18, 2011.

  1. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Why computers are like WOMEN:
    • Nobody understands the language that they use when they talk to other computers.
    • They never tell you what is wrong; and if you don't know, you're in big trouble.
    • They remember your smallest mistake for ever.


    Why computers are like MEN:
    • They know a lot of things but they are stupid.
    • After you get one for yourself, you soon see a better one.
    • They like to go fast, but they always crush.
     
  2. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    Ni joke ila kama kunakaukweli.duh ipo poa
     
  3. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    daahhhh Gurta
    haya bwana
     
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    mdoe JF-Expert Member

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    Why computers are like MEN:

    You cant use them untill you switch them ON.
     
  5. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    they usually come with OS but you can always change it
     
  6. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    kidude cha 10x kiko wapi? aaah ila poa tutabanana hapahapa!
     
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