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Computer Quotes!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Jan 19, 2009.

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    What is a computer's first sign of old age?
    Loss of memory.

    What does a baby computer call his father?
    Data.

    What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
    The space bar.

    What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
    It slipped a disk.

    Why was there a bug in the computer?
    It was looking for a byte to eat.

    What is a computer virus?
    A terminal illness.

    To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.

    Computers are not intelligent.
    They only think they are.

    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

    My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.

    The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
     
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