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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by amiride, May 9, 2012.

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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    ​A secretary complained about her boss.....

    She said, "My boss is so sex-crazed". Every time he comes into the office,


    I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position,
    followed by the SPREADSHEET format.

    I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE,
    which is most uncomfortable.
    Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.

    Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.

    Once I tried to ESC but he caught me and shifted me to his HOME
    where he started pressing @ BACKSPACE, and saying "TURNOVER today"...

    Many a times he works without CAPLOCKS (without "CAP" or HELMET )
    and sometimes as an ALTERNATIVE he CRASHES my SYSTEM until he looses his CTRL and he LOGS IN....
     
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