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Complete and finished.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by uporoto01, Apr 19, 2011.

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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Many people think complete and finished have the same meaning,read below:

    Marry the right person and you are complete.

    Marry the wrong person and you are finished.

    Extra joke:
    A guy comes home and his wife opens the door wearing a sexy night dress and says 'tie me and do anything you want'
    The guy tie's her up really good gets a beer and watches football.
     
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    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    Jamani Ki english kweli kigumu.
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! wala sio kigumu niliskia wauza matunda wakielekezana sokoni Kariakoo 'kiingereza sio kigumu unaongeza 'S' tu kinakuwa kiingereza kama machungwa yanakuwa machungwas' hahaha!
     
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    Ahahahaaah!! Maembe's du!!
     
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    jwi !jwi! Jwi! Mananasi's
     
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    Soma neno hili, mizizis
     
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    duuu..
     
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    teh teh tehe

    Magamba's
     
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    Dah! Leo ndo nimeona tofauti
     
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    sio wote wanaoenda shule wanaelimika hahahahahahaahah km wote mliocomment hayo bt c ishu bora siku ikwende
     
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    Sasa nimesha jua's kiingereza's, toka leo's niko's nondo's......
     
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    shoshte Senior Member

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    papai's tikiti's nyanya's
     
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    Mnachekesha wakuus
     
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    Kiinglishi ni rahisi ukitaka kukitema vizuri simpo jasti legeza meno kaza ulimi kinatoka kama maporomoko!
     
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    Ukiwa umengonga kilauli ndo simpo kama ku.........!!
     
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