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Common sence ain't so common.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Good Guy, Feb 3, 2011.

  1. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    A doctor told a guy that mast*rb*ting before sx would help him last longer in the game.He said
    "What tha hell i'll try it out before i reach home."
    The next day when he was about to leave the office he thought of the safe place to do it but couldn't find it.So on his way home he pulled over his truck and entered down the car. Feeling secured he unzeeped his pants and started doing it. When he was close to climax he closed his eyes and kept doing it,he heard someone saying "sir.." not wanting to loose the climax he ignored it still having his eyes closed. But heard it even louder and a tap on the shoulder
    "Sir,sir..." he replied
    "What?"still having his eyes closed.
    "sir this is the police officer,what are you doing?"
    he said "I'm checking the axle"
    the officer replied "well you better check your brakes too cause your truck rolled a mile down,about 6minutes ago."
    "whaaat."
     
  2. TheChoji

    TheChoji JF-Expert Member

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    haaa haaa! kwahio jamaa alikua anadhani yuko chini ya gari..
     
  3. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Yeah that's what he thought all tha time teh teh
     
  4. Rural Swagga

    Rural Swagga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha,msala
     
  5. 2my

    2my JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh
    angejua asingefunga macho lol...
     
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