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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kertel, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. Kertel

    Kertel JF-Expert Member

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    Father in law:young man u're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and u're chewing gum.That's a sign of disrespect! Man:sir,I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
    Father in law:you mean you drink and smoke and u're here to seek my daughter's hand in marriage? Man:I only drink and smoke when i go to club. Father-in-law:u club too? Man:i'm sorry sir i started clubbing when i came out of prison. Father-in-law:u've also been in prison before?oh my God. Man:sorry sir,i went to jail when i killed somebody!!
    father inla:what!!!u're a killer. Man:sir,it happened out of anger.It was a certain man that didn't allow me to marry his daughter,so i killed him. Father-in-law:u are highly welcome my son.U are on the right track,u're absolutely the right man for my daughter.
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    lol how such a coward dad!
     
  3. Ston Merchant

    Ston Merchant JF-Expert Member

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    kauzu zaidi ya dagaa........ haha
     
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    MatikaC JF-Expert Member

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    tena na mahari usilipe...
     
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    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kapangilia mistari.
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa kamtisha babamkwe mpaka karuhusiwa!
     
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