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CLEVER BOY ...Katika maswali hayo ungepata mangapi,...?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kisoda2, Sep 9, 2010.

  1. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

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    A first-gradeteacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students
    The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
    Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
    third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
    third-grade too!"
    Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the Principal's office.
    The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he
    failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
    first-grade and behave. She agreed.
    Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
    agreed to take the test.
    Principal: "What is 3x3?"
    Boy: "9"
    Principal: "What is 6x6?"
    Boy: "36"
    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
    should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think
    Boy can go to the third-grade."
    Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I
    ask him?" The principal and Boy both agree.
    Ms Neelam asks: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
    Boy, after a moment: "Legs"!
    Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
    Boy: "Pockets"!
    Ms Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
    delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
    Boy: Coconut
    Ms Neelam: " What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
    The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
    answer, Boy was taking charge.
    Boy: Bubblegum
    Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
    and a dog does on three legs?" The Principal's eyes open really wide and
    before he could stop the answer...
    Boy: Shake hands
    Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
    Boy: "Yep"
    Ms Neelam: "You stick! Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
    up.. I get wet before you do."
    Boy: "Tent"


    Ms Neelam: " A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
    Boy: "Wedding Ring"
    Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
    blow me, you feel good."
    Boy: "Nose"
    Ms Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
    quiver."
    Boy: "Arrow"
    Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
    that means lot of heat and excitement?"
    Boy: "Firetruck"
    Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get
    it u have to use your hand"
    Boy: "Fork"
    Ms Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
    than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
    after they're married?"
    Boy: "SURNAME"
    Ms Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
    of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"
    Boy: "HEART"
    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
    "Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"




     
  2. Clarity

    Clarity JF-Expert Member

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    Duh iyo gumu banaa!!!!4 sure you made my day
     
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    matambo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haaaaa he outsmarted everyone
     
  4. Joseph

    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha what a brave child!!!!
     
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    bravo young Phd
     
  6. Fredwash

    Fredwash JF-Expert Member

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    hehehe pengine sio kama ni smarter than than ...sema ni kuwa hajui hayo mashikolo magheni mliokuwa mnayawaza ninyi.... bado hajaingia maulimwengu wen hayo... hehehehehehehe its funny though
     
  7. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    atheee, hata mie ningechemka kama principal
     
  8. Jaden

    Jaden Member

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    hahaaaaaaa..ndo umezidi kuniua,eti mashikolo mageni.lol
     
  9. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

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    hayo ni mashikolo mageni kweli kweli!
    mie mwenyewe nimesoma baadhi ya maswali macho yakawa pima kuzidi hata principal,
    maswali mawili ya mwisho ndo balaaaaaaaa!
     
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    Graph Theory JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo student alikuwa noma.
     
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    mpigilie JF-Expert Member

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    Nice composition
     
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    huyo dogo asisome jamani apewe kazi afanye apokee mshahara
     
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    JULIUS MBIAJI Member

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    Ningekosa moja ila majibu yangu yangekuwa ya haraka haraka yaan majib ya huyu boy ni mazur na sijawah kufikir hivo hata siku moja.Asante sana mleta uzi.Aksante.
     
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    Tuyuku JF-Expert Member

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    dogo genius hakunaga. Ndo angefaa kuwa rais badala ya huyu mzururaji.
     
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    sapaka Member

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    ngoja niisave hii thread maana imenikuna kweli.big up.
     
  16. ngulinho

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    hmmmmmmmmmm thats nice
     
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