Chonde chonde kuanzia kesho Bishanga asipewe vishawishi

[Bishanga]

kalambwa ban?

unaniotea ban sio? Ili uendelee kuvinjari na Asprin wakati sipo? For your sad information ma mody wote nimewatia mfukoni,chezea tajiri.

 

[Baba V]

Afu huyu mjamaa wa Bara , anaonekana ana mautamu flani eti eeh ?
Mbona wanamgombania sana?
Au lichawi nini ?
Ni maufundi tu pekee?
Staki kuamini !

Bishanga mhongaji sana afu na vi ndumbandumba anatumia sana,zaidi ya hapo hana lolote mkuu, huwa anahonga hadi anakosa hela ya kupandia daladala (Sorry Bishanga,ni upepo tu)

 

[princess enny]

The Secretary hana lolote,ananichora tu,we mwache dawa yake kwa shk mansuri ujiji.

hahahah!!! we bishaga wewe!!! usimpeleke kwa shekh mwenzio!!

 

[princess enny]

ah haha hha hha umenifurahisha sana mkuu...tehe tehe tehe tehe tehe...

mi namkumbusha salito!! atazoea bure!!

 

[princess enny]

Bishanga mhongaji sana afu na vi ndumbandumba anatumia sana,zaidi ya hapo hana lolote mkuu, huwa anahonga hadi anakosa hela ya kupandia daladala (Sorry Bishanga,ni upepo tu)

heee Bishanga kumbe ndumba unatumia!!??

 

[Remmy]

Na siku ya kuvunja jungu kuna mipaka gani?
Remmy na sweetlady wanauliza eti wataruhusiwa kupata faragha naye kidogo siku hiyo?

Samahani PakaJimmy usinivunjie mapenzi yangu
Ni Jana tu niliambiwa I love u sana.

 

[The secretary]

Baby TS nikuombe kitu? Ujue uhalali wa iftar upikiwe na mkeo,wajua bishanga sina mke,nitafuturu vipi?
Kesho naomba tufunge ndoa darling,au hutaki nipate thawabu? Pliiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzz!!!! Mmmmmmmwwwwaaaa i love you!

Mwaaa kesho ndoa

 

[Remmy]

Remmy anaruhusiwa lakini sweetlady hapana

PakaJimmy muongo.
Mie Bishanga...? Akhaa...

 

[Bishanga]

Bishanga mhongaji sana afu na vi ndumbandumba anatumia sana,zaidi ya hapo hana lolote mkuu, huwa anahonga hadi anakosa hela ya kupandia daladala (Sorry Bishanga,ni upepo tu)

bishanga abashaija,zee la ma apartment masaki apande dala dala? Ushapanda x5 weye?

 

[Remmy]

Remmy who?

Unajifanya hunijui eeh?

 

[Bishanga]

PakaJimmy muongo.
Mie Bishanga...? Akhaa...

check your PM,something very private,achana na wanga hawa!

 

[Bishanga]

Samahani PakaJimmy usinivunjie mapenzi yangu
Ni Jana tu niliambiwa I love u sana.

who is the lucky aliyekupa salam za malavudavi jana?

 

[princess enny]

Bishanga mhongaji sana afu na vi ndumbandumba anatumia sana,zaidi ya hapo hana lolote mkuu, huwa anahonga hadi anakosa hela ya kupandia daladala (Sorry Bishanga,ni upepo tu)

heee Bishanga kumbe ndumba unatumia!!??

 

[Bishanga]

Mwaaa kesho ndoa

kesho baada ya swala mbele ya bishangs na dad wako itakuwa hivi:
sheikh: bishanga ,kwa mahari ya dola laki moja unampokea TS binti Babu DC awe mkeo.
Bishanga: nakubali (huku nimemshika Babu dc mkono).
Inarudiwa mara tatu.

 

[Remmy]

who is the lucky aliyekupa salam za malavudavi jana?

Yupo humuhumu.

 

[The secretary]

kesho baada ya swala mbele ya bishangs na dad wako itakuwa hivi:
sheikh: bishanga ,kwa mahari ya dola laki moja unampokea TS binti Babu DC awe mmeo.
Bishanga: nakubali (huku nimemshika Babu dc mkono).
Inarudiwa mara tatu.

chereko chereko mama kapata baba,baba kapata mama si unaona babu DC na Lizzy wamekuja kuhudhuria we acha honeymoon katerero.kamati ya maandalizi namwachia Erickb52

 

[The secretary]

The Secretary hana lolote,ananichora tu,we mwache dawa yake kwa shk mansuri ujiji.

My ice cream vp tena

 

[Bishanga]

Unajifanya hunijui eeh?

nazuga mwenzio,naogopa kuachika!

 

[Remmy]

nazuga mwenzio,naogopa kuachika!

Hahahaaaaa
Si kakuruhusu?
Woga wa nini?

 

[Leak]

Bishanga mfungo sio kesho bhana kesho vunja sufuria, utakuwa na nani akanana!