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Chinese Sick Leave

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nesindiso Sir, Nov 29, 2007.

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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

    The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."