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chinese sick day

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by hashycool, Jan 5, 2011.

  1. hashycool

    hashycool JF-Expert Member

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    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."
     
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    haaa kenda kwa mke wa bosss..... halaf wachokoza wachina wewe??? shauri yako na mi lazma nikakusemee pale dragon mart... we subiri tuu.....
     
  3. drphone

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    imetulia hyo
     
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    Lolzz!
     
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    na mimi nazijua kareti
     
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    Kunta Kinte JF-Expert Member

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    Du huyu Hung Chow wakufukuza kazi tu, amepiga mzigo wa boss!!!!
     
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    Jamaa kaenda kumkunjakunja mke wa bosi.
     
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    si kaambiwa ndo dawa ya ku get well soon! L.o.l
     
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    Hiyo nzuri na inaitwa KOMESHA KENGE
     
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    ha ha... huyo kibarua kimeota nyasi tena ajilipue kama bordguard wa zuma
     
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