chinese sick day

[hashycool]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."

 

[NILHAM RASHED]

haaa kenda kwa mke wa bosss..... halaf wachokoza wachina wewe??? shauri yako na mi lazma nikakusemee pale dragon mart... we subiri tuu.....

 

[drphone]

imetulia hyo

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Lolzz!

 

[hashycool]

haaa kenda kwa mke wa bosss..... Halaf wachokoza wachina wewe??? Shauri yako na mi lazma nikakusemee pale dragon mart... We subiri tuu.....

na mimi nazijua kareti

 

[Kunta Kinte]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon... You got nice house."

Du huyu Hung Chow wakufukuza kazi tu, amepiga mzigo wa boss!!!!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Jamaa kaenda kumkunjakunja mke wa bosi.

 

[hashycool]

jamaa kaenda kumkunjakunja mke wa bosi.

si kaambiwa ndo dawa ya ku get well soon! L.o.l

 

[Mabel]

Hiyo nzuri na inaitwa KOMESHA KENGE

 

[Donnie Charlie]

ha ha... huyo kibarua kimeota nyasi tena ajilipue kama bordguard wa zuma