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Chinese detective!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kisoda2, Oct 10, 2009.

  1. Kisoda2

    Kisoda2 JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him,so he hired a Chinese detective ,....The cheapest he could get.

    This is his report:

    Most honorable sir,

    You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

    No fee,
    Cheng Lee
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  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Chabo hiyo...mbaya sana. Yeye alitakiwa kuhakikisha kwamba wameingia gesti tu , ni ushahidi wa kutosha kumtimua huyo mwanamke.
     
  3. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Thanx ,,,,nimecheka sana.
     
  4. Mopao Josee

    Mopao Josee JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!!!!!!!
     
  5. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Unapotata fursa ya kuondoa stress, fanya hivyo wandugu. Life is short. Nimeinjoi.
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Hata hivyo ujumbe umefika. Jamaa atampiga wife chini!!
     
  7. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Mlinzi nae hoooooooi. . .
    Dah. .
     
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