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Chinese detective

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 23, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

    Feb 23, 2011
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    A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find.

    This is his report:

    Most honorable sir,

    You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see.

    No fee,
    Cheng Lee
  2. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

    Mar 2, 2011
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    big up mkuu,leo nilikuwa naangalia kipindi fulani cha Tv channel ya Brazil,bac kuna mchekeshaji m1 alikitoa kama hiki nikakukumbuka mkuu
  3. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo kali mkuu,
    Mchina noma, I PLAY WITH ME hah!