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    chief72 JF-Expert Member

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    m-bongo mmoja mweusi tiii, alitinga disco huko ulaya akiwa uchi wa mnyama,
    wazungu walipomuona walivunjika sana mbavu
    ila mzungu mmoja akamfuata m-bongo na kumwambia kaka umependeza sana ila tai umefungia chini mno
     
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    blessings JF-Expert Member

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    daah ndo tuseme Tai ndo mkwaju au?
    Mbavu sina mkuu kwa kwa kwa!
     
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    SENGE Member

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    hapo umetuibia turudishie chenji.......
     
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    ijoz JF-Expert Member

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    Umenikumbusha story hii;
    mtu mmoja alikuwa anakata gogo (aka kupoh/kujisaidia) porini akiwa uchi kabisa.
    basi wanyama walipomwona huyo mtu walitimua akiwemo simba.
    Basi sungura akamuuliza simba sababu ya yeye dimba (ambae ni mfalme) kukimbia.
    simba akiwa anakimbia akajibu:
    Tangu kuzaliwa kwanhu sijaona mnyama mwenye mkia mbele.
     
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    Trueboy Senior Member

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    Daah!! Afu tai yenyewe ina manyoya....
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Sipatii picha hiyo dushelele ilivyokuwa ndefu mpaka wakailinganisha na tai
     
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    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    ebana leo nimecheka vitu viwili.
    1.Tai umefunga chini.
    2.Mkia mbele.

    ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    khaaahaaa............
    hii ndio imetisha.
     
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    hahahaha!
     
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    st.ignatues loyolo JF-Expert Member

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    certificate expire!!
     
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    Mollely Senior Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    teh teh teeh.... mmetisha wakuu!
     
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    Qwi qwi qwiiiiiiiiiii jama nyie mtanilipia mbav zangu zikivunjika...
     

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