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Cheti cha kuzaliwa cha mtotosix

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by UncleUber, Aug 24, 2012.

  1. UncleUber

    UncleUber JF-Expert Member

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    baada ya speculatiosn nyingi, huyu kudai ni ndugu yangu, huyu kadai mchumba wangu ni dada angu, sasa nimeamua kukata mzizi wa fitina nimeamua kuweka cheti changu cha kuzaliwa hapahapa. kwa iyo ndugu zangu wa ukweli mtani pm...:A S 465:


    [​IMG]DISCLAIMER: CHETI HIKI NI FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES [CREATED BY PHOTOSHOP BY ME]. I WONT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY USES OTHER THAN MENTIONED ABOVE
     

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  2. Chimbuvu

    Chimbuvu JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe ni kulekule anapotokea mheshimiwa presidaa.hongera ndo maana umeikimbia familia yako kwa madiba
     
  3. UncleUber

    UncleUber JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  4. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Good evidence!
     
  5. Michael Amon

    Michael Amon Verified User

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    Kijana kuanzia sasa uko chini ya urinzi kwa matumizi mabaya ya cheti cha kuzaliwa. Una masaa 24 kuanzia sasa ya kujisarimisha katika kituo cha polisi kilichopo karibu nawe.
     
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    charama Member

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    duh kama vpo vyeti kama hvyo bac ni balaaa
     
  7. platozoom

    platozoom JF-Expert Member

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    Si niliwaambia ni mtoto wa kando wa Kaizer.................na pia dugu moja na charminglady
     
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  8. UncleUber

    UncleUber JF-Expert Member

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    kuuthibitishia umma kuwa ni matumizi mabaya?
     
  9. UncleUber

    UncleUber JF-Expert Member

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    baraka za wazee tumezipata kwa iyo tulieni tu
     
  10. Obi

    Obi JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda mahali ulipozaliwa - Tupendane Gesti. Unatisha mkuu
     
  11. Michael Amon

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    wewe utawekaje richeti ra kuzariwa hadharani?
     
  12. UncleUber

    UncleUber JF-Expert Member

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    hii ni kuwanyamazisha wooote wanaotaka mimi na charminglady tusifunge pingu
     
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  13. UncleUber

    UncleUber JF-Expert Member

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    heheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  14. Mr Q

    Mr Q JF-Expert Member

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    much respect ngoja tuwasubiri wenye dauti na kielelezo chako.
     
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    ndetichia JF-Expert Member

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    hivyo vyeti ndo vya mwanzoni ilikuwa shilingi 5 afu mzazi anahaso kuitafuta..
     
  16. charminglady

    charminglady JF-Expert Member

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    good evidence my huz, so hakuna doubt tena. . . baraka za pande mbili zimetolewa na tarehe ya harusi ishapangwa. . . ndoa itakuwa tarehe 31-10-2012. oukey hny sasa tulale make me leo nimechoka hata kumbatio lako naomba ulihifadhi mpaka wakati wa cha alfajiri. me lv u sana!
     
  17. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaaaa....!!!. Unafikiri unamtisha nani kwa mfano?. mia
     
  18. Mwanyasi

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    Mabwepande..........?
     
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    We unaongea kama nani hapa? Mbona umechukua sauti ya Invisible? (Just kidding)
     
  20. Michael Amon

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    Mimi ni kamanda wa JF wa kukamata na kutia mbaroni majambazi kama haya yanayoanika mavyeti yao ya kuzaliwa hadharani.
     
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